Name: Ethan “The Overlord” Mattos

Class year: Senior

Show name/time: Secret Strawberry

Show description: After 4 years, I don’t think I could even tell you. Includes awkwardness hailing from another dimension, questionable air content, and deliciously sweet tunes.

Majors/minors: Public Policy, Sociology, Women’s Studies

Favorite heavy rotation song/album: What’s Heavy Rotation?

What would you have written on your tombstone?: Still good After Expiration Date

Hogwarts house?: Hufflepuff

If you had to wear one pair of shoes for the rest of your life, what would they be?: Gucci Driving Loafers (Crocodile)

Name: Kayla Jones

Class year: 2017

Show name/time: secret strawberry thursdays at 8 PM!!!

Show description: progressively over the past four years, our show has become more and more horrifying so please don’t listen

Majors/minors: Anthropology & Sociology / Social Justice & Civic Engagement and Urban Studies

Favorite heavy rotation song/album: symmetric string theory on kaleidoscope jukebox’s infinite reflection album

What would you have written on your tombstone?: i think it would still have to be “hasta cutie cats”

Hogwarts house?: ravenclaw probs

If you had to wear one pair of shoes for the rest of your life, what would they be?: birks, obviously