Name: Ethan “The Overlord” Mattos
Class year: Senior
Show name/time: Secret Strawberry
Show description: After 4 years, I don’t think I could even tell you. Includes awkwardness hailing from another dimension, questionable air content, and deliciously sweet tunes.
Majors/minors: Public Policy, Sociology, Women’s Studies
Favorite heavy rotation song/album: What’s Heavy Rotation?
What would you have written on your tombstone?: Still good After Expiration Date
Hogwarts house?: Hufflepuff
If you had to wear one pair of shoes for the rest of your life, what would they be?: Gucci Driving Loafers (Crocodile)
Name: Kayla Jones
Class year: 2017
Show name/time: secret strawberry thursdays at 8 PM!!!
Show description: progressively over the past four years, our show has become more and more horrifying so please don’t listen
Majors/minors: Anthropology & Sociology / Social Justice & Civic Engagement and Urban Studies
Favorite heavy rotation song/album: symmetric string theory on kaleidoscope jukebox’s infinite reflection album
What would you have written on your tombstone?: i think it would still have to be “hasta cutie cats”
Hogwarts house?: ravenclaw probs
If you had to wear one pair of shoes for the rest of your life, what would they be?: birks, obviously
